Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 16:28:43 GMT
The eagle seems to be more than a little confused about its reptillian classification, along with those of its compatriots. They all appear to lack a fair few of the required features. "Strange times indeed. I believe ALPHA-SEVEN must have caught wind of R.E.C.K squad and made a deliberate attempt to split us by cramming us into seemingly random categories." "Little do they know that they sent me here alongside Agent Pizza, who is, quite frankly, a genius. I present evidence to this effect below." The Rat then looks at the Eagle in it's fox costume  |
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 16:44:48 GMT
Congrats on being with Dog after the merge  |
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 16:47:50 GMT
The eagle looks somewhat irritated.
"The Dog indeed continues to be a nuisance, although I believe that it considers the Rat to be its main nemesis here rather than myself. I plan to..."
It pauses as it looks directly at the Bacteria.
"Wait, I recognise you. Stop, in the name of the law!"
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 16:50:48 GMT
Which law? I do believe we are not anywhere we've been before  |
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 17:15:46 GMT
"You deny that this is you?" The Eagle unfurls a poster from underneath its wing. |
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 17:20:34 GMT
 How did you even make posters that fast! Uh, I mean yeah er... hm... Do you even know where we are? 
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 17:26:26 GMT
The eagle stares directly at the bacteria. Quite the feat, but that is Eagle Vision for you.
"I do indeed. If you take another ste... er... movement, I shall have to... uh..."
Its speech tails off. It seems unsure of how to apprehend a micro-organism.
"Look, just tell me who you work for and we'll call it even, yes?"
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 17:28:18 GMT
 you can't even arrest me if you don't know where we are
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
Posts: 364
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 17:44:09 GMT
The Eagle glares in the general direction of the voices, then produces a spray bottle from under its wing.
"99.9% effective, huh. You've got to ask yourself one question."
It tosses it to its other wing, wielding it with its feathers.
"'Do I feel lucky?'"
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 17:51:22 GMT
(I wish I was a virus)I am merely a recruiter, so I really don't know anyone, nor have I committed any crimes 
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
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Post by Eagle on Apr 15, 2021 18:13:42 GMT
The eagle continues to aim the bottle.
"I highly doubt you are telling the truth. What employee knows nothing at all of their colleagues? How would you be recruited in the first place? And do you really believe that being in HR means the crimes your organisation commits cannot at all be attributed to you?"
It pauses, then sighs and lowers its wing.
"However, you are... how would I call this... small fry. A minnow may make for a tasty snack, but if the ripples from its capture send the Cod fleeing to the depths, then to catch it would be foolish."
"I shall let you go on this occasion. But should you return, you had best be bringing me information."
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Post by Staphylococcus #489 on Apr 15, 2021 18:15:15 GMT
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Eagle
Endangered
The Eagle silently judges you.
Posts: 364
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Post by Eagle on Apr 16, 2021 16:14:45 GMT
A *bzzzzzzzt* noise suddenly comes from beneath a rock in the area. It would appear that some kind of phone has been left here on the Eagle's last visit. "Information Retrieval? Information Retrieval, please confirm that you are receiving this. I think I have a new lead." The voice is unmistakably that of Agent Fish. It awaits a response, before it becomes clear none is coming. "Well, one hopes that you will receive it after the fact then. Hey Eagoogle, record this call." "Upon my arrival at this new location, I met two individuals who I assumed to be additional victims of ALPHA-SEVEN's kidnapping, in the form of a mammal with spikes adorning its back, and another which looked like a giant Guinea Pig. In line with protocol, I approached both about the mission, my own role, and the dangers they were facing." "The Guinea Pig was remarkably unphased. It was almost as if it did not understand what I was saying, so I attempted to explain further. Attached is the recording of the conversation." The phone makes a small ding, and the image switches to rather blurry footage of the capybara, shot from a small camera hidden in the eagle's feathers. The eagle looks left and right, edging a little closer to the Capybara and lowering its voice."Tell me, Guinea Pig... Does the name ALPHA-SEVEN mean anything to you?" Sorry responding from my phone, been swamped today Alpha 7 does not mean anything to me, should it? I'm assuming this is referring to the idol map. And yeah I was bummed Moth went too  The eagle peers at the capybara."You have telecommunication equipment? Again, impressive. You need not apologise for its use, everyone gets busy from time to time." It pulls out its Nokeagle from under its wing."Here, have my number. Zero... Zero... Seven... Yep, that's it." It puts its phone away again."As for ALPHA-SEVEN, it is a conspiracy on a far deeper level than anything that could provide an advantage in this 'game'. Have you taken a look at your surroundings, at the animals you are amongst? They are from all walks of life, all climates, and yet they are all here, in one place, and not one of them has a hint of memory of how they got here. And now they are forced to select a species to send to extinction, over and over again; does this not seem to be a somewhat twisted game to you?" It lowers its voice."My name is Agent Fish. I have been sent here by MI7 to investigate the sudden disappearance of twenty-three animals, all previously known to have been tailed by operatives of a criminal organisation known as ALPHA-SEVEN. I have been able to track you all to this location, and I have identified four ALPHA-ZERO agents as being a Wolf, a Crab, a Bear, and a Fox, but I still have very little in the way of leads as to the whereabouts of ALPHA-SEVEN's Headquarters." Agent Eagle I'm afraid I am not following XD I hope the superb Eagle is having a good Friday thus far The footage switches back to live footage of the Eagle's face. "As information retrieval agents, you will of course be aware that Operation Good Friday was the name of the initial attempt to bring down ALPHA-SEVEN, when Agent Pizza the First was sent in almost twenty-five years ago. The fact that this individual knows of it is highly suspicious, as it has always been classified as Top Secret. I was not made aware by mission command of any additional contacts in this area, so I must assume this knowledge to have come through ALPHA-SEVEN, not through MI7." The phone beeps once more, reverting to the feathercam footage. The eagle looks shocked for a moment."How...?" Then in one swift movement, it produces a tranquilizer pistol from under its wing. Almost as soon as it has, it is aimed directly at the Capybara."I strongly advise no sudden movements, Guinea Pig. It has been some time since I have had to use this, but nevertheless all eagles are well renowned for the speed of their reactions. If you run, you will not make it to the undergrowth." "I suspected ALPHA-SEVEN had spies everywhere, but I did not expect one to be so blatantly present. How do you know of Operation Good Friday?" |
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
Posts: 364
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Post by Eagle on Apr 17, 2021 12:57:42 GMT
The eagle seems somewhat downcast.
"It is strange, is it not, how opinions on people can change rather fast when the time comes to actually eliminate them? I finally have my opportunity to vote out the Dog, which I have been attempting to do for a quite significant length of time now, and yet... now that he is actually talking again, I cannot help but think about how my reasons for wanting the Dog gone revolve almost entirely around reasons relating to the safety of my allies, and are not particularly related to my own direct thoughts on the animal."
"I find the Dog to be somewhat endearing when he actually talks, and I do not dislike him. Oh Doggo... I wish you had not made the statements against Aeria in the Watering Hole. Were it not for those, I would be prepared to assist you here. But I cannot countenance the threat you present to my friends, in particular the Kestrel."
It shakes its head.
"You will hate me after this vote, I am sure. At this point, I must hope that you lose the fitness challenge, but there is a small part of me rooting for you."
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Eagle
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The Eagle silently judges you.
Posts: 364
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Post by Eagle on Apr 18, 2021 1:08:00 GMT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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How did you even make posters that fast!
you can't even arrest me if you don't know where we are
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