Chapter Three: Shitty Football

Oh that made me laugh, so bit of backstory for me and football, my whole family are massive football fans, especially my dad, growing up I enjoyed watching football and even went to watch it live quite a few times. But as I got into a teen I started to find it boring and my dad really pushed for me to watch it and the more he pushed the more I didn't want to.
But yeah, my whole family are arsenal supporters.

When I was super young, we lived about halfway between Highbury and Tottenham (idk what their stadium is called) and there was a pub that was right in the middle and had fans who were regular customers on both sides and thus the pub would put on the matches for both teams. On North London Derby day of Arsenal v Tottenham the pub was split, you had all the Arsenal fans on one side watching on 1 screen and all the Tottenham fans on the other with their own screen.
Downside is that the mens toilets were on the Tottenham side.
I was very very young at the time and still didn't quite know how to wipe my bum and 1 day during the Derby I went to the toilet and came out with my pants round my ankles toilet paper in hand and walked through the Tottenham fans to my dad on the other side of the pub to ask him to help wipe my bum 😂😂😂

So yeah, there's my shitty Tottenham story for you